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Double crochet, Chain Three Turn

 

I have seen many ugly crochet fashion items but I’m pretty sure this one takes the cake.  First, the colors, how convenient the brownish color is in the asscrack.  The choice of belt is also all wrong.  I would have gone with white patent leather to liven the ensemble up.  Men’s butt covering garments should also come with two pockets instead of one.  I’m wondering if his hand is in his pocket because he’s itchy from the obviously cheap yarn the designer used.  I really hope he has on underpants.