Happy Birthday to You… No Shit

I feel old when I say… What the (^&$#! is wrong with kids today?  You think someone is being nice to you and giving you a birthday cake and then your family gets ill after eating it.  Is it salmonella? No… turns out your friends smeared dog shit all over your cake as a joke.  I’m not kidding.  In Pennsylvania, last March, a teenager girl was given a cake by three other girls covered in dog shit.  She apparently took it home and shared it with her family and they got sick.  The girls have recently been ordered by the court to 200 hours of community service that includes cleaning toilets, urinals, bed pans and get this… scooping dog poop.  What the hell was the judge thinking…. he already knows the girls are fond of fecal fondue.