Funniest part of the week: Jordan was sitting outside with everyone singing the Cruddy has a Chubby song (she sang it and danced to it earlier in the season). Last night she learned that chubby isn’t wasn’t what she thought it was. She thought it was like poop in the pants until Adam explained to her it was a semi hard penis and she was in shock. Everyone was cracking up. She couldn’t believe she had been singing that song and not knowing what she was singing. Her innocence was hilarious!
For the most part the house has been calm and boring. Both Adam and Shelly have been actively campaigning to Rachel and Jordan which is pissing off Kalia. Kalia thinks that her vote matters this week (it really doesn’t). The consensus seems to be they are going to dump Shelly and keep Adam. We’ll only know for sure tomorrow when the votes take place.
Kalia seems to think she owns the house and it’s not making anyone happy. She thinks Rachel/Jordan should tell her how they are voting so she can vote with them. They think differently and aren’t telling them how it’s going. Jordan even said to Kalia she’s not even sure if her and Rachel are voting the same way (they are).
Porsche has a sense of entitlement as well about all things BB. Porsche can’t play in tomorrow’s HOH so she’s nervous about that.
Adam got very angry when he felt that he was being played by Porsche/Kalia/Shelly throughout the game. He has promised to stick with Rachel and Jordan and not get rid of Rachel. He’s been known to change his mind so only time will tell.
Rachel is concerned about Adam’s loyalty if he stays.
Jordan doesn’t trust Shelly. Shelly is still lying and Jordan keeps catching her. She wants to keep Adam thinking he’s the lesser of evils. She knows Shelly would get Rachel out at first chance and she’s trying to protect Rachel.
Shelly is promising the moon and the stars. Yesterday she even offered for Rachel to keep one of her diamond rings as collateral for the promise she was going to keep Rachel. Rachel said no to the ring. I was kind of shocked at that lol.
I’m sure Shelly will hardcore campaign later. Adam just reaffirmed to Jordan he was all the way with her and Rachel. More later.